Saturday, July 11, 2009

ANO KA CHIX ?

Schedule ko ngayon sa Pediatrician
Oo Vaccine baby pa kasiii *grin
Tinatamad ako dapat kase july 1 pa naka
schedule yung Vaccine kaso tinatamad talaga ako
May pasok tska may gala hindi ko tuloy masinget ;]
pero kinukulit nako nila mama kaya pumunta nako


Since kasundo ko naman yung Assistant ng Pedia ko
alam ko na mabilis lang ang proseso at hindi ko na kailangan
pumila *buahahaha ! May favoritism si ateng kaya dalwang
pasyente lang ako nag hintay at dun pinatambay sa may aircon
wuahahaha !


Since kasundo ko nga sya Every month nya kine kwento
yung anak nya, Gusto nya daw ilipat yung anak nya sa
University na pinapasukan ko ..Binigay ko naman yung buong
detalye ng school .. Pero mismong sya alam nya naman yun
Binibida nya saken yung anak nya na hindi ko naman masyado
napapansin , Hanggang sa ako na yung tinawag ni Dra.

Ilang minuto lang nag tagal, at lumabas nako
Nag bayad nako kay Ate na assistant ni Dra. Habang pinipirmahan
ko yung Resibo , May narinig nalang ako na bulong

ASSISTANT: ^&(**&%#^&* ANak KO ....

ME: uhmmmm huh ano po ..

ASSISTANT: huh wala wala ..

ME: hmm ? ano po yun

ASSISTANT: sabe ko LIGAWAN MO YUNG ANAK KO

and i was like uh huh ?

ME: *oh is that a joke? maybe it is .. hmmm Liligawan? Ba sige po

ASSISTANT: ayan sige sige .. *may kinukuha


ME: naku baka may Gerlpren yan ..

Assistant: Naku wala no Mabait yan

ME: *thinking she might be joking
Haha naku ano naman sasabihin ko dun

Assistant: *kumuha ng papel at nag susulat
Sabihin mo HRM ka din basta kausapin mo Ok yang anak ko


ME: oh man ! she's damn serious Huh eh Globe po ako

ASSISTANT: Eh gobe din naman yung anak ko
basta text mo sya huh ..Teka ano bang no. mo ?

ME: hahahhaa ! *is she crazy or what?
Eh nakalimutan ko po yung No. ko

ASSISTANT: ay naku tutuktukan kita eh
oh eto No,. ng anak ko text mo si Nico Ok yan


ME: edi MAMA na tawag ko sayo ?

ASSISTANT: ay nako Loka ka talaga


I was thinking she prolly joking
but na uhh ! she's damn serious at gusto nya ang anak
nya para saken .. Kitang kita rin naman na
Sinasakyan ko lang ang gusto nya , Masyado akong Natuwa
kay ate , May ganun pa palang mga magulang :)


But , i still have 30% of Conservative in my blood
hihihi ! yep i do really look like modern Liberated and the like
but there is still conservativity running in my blood

and

ayoko na ng LDR *Long Distance Relationship
especially kung sa text or Chat na nag simula

hmmmm pero iniisip ko parin

Wala naman sigurong masama kung
i te text ko d'ba ?
Pero ano namang sasabihin ko ?
Oh hi .. I'm HRM student to hell maybe we can relate to each other
or maybe we were destined to each other
HELL NO !

ako mang Liligaw ? Hindi pa naman ako ganun ka desperado
Next Time nalang *evilap



smooches JaN

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

SURBAYBOR

As far as possible ayoko sana mag blog tungkol sakanya :

I'm all alone in our house Yay ! so to kill the bore Damn i
Surf the Net
No one is good to talk to
tired of songs, no latest blog entry, bored of
playing Resto City and i dunno how to play Pet Society *poor me :(

So i watched Rosalinda haha gawd i had a ROFLMAO
with their names ahihihi ahahahah ahohoho !
In the Flash report , they said the Memorial service of
Michael Jackson is being aired lived wa. but there is something tweaks on my mind
should i or should not watch . no offense
PERO TAKOT NA TAKOT TALAGA AKO SA MUKA NYA NANGINGINIG PA
Nung nabubuhay pa sya nababadtrip tlga ako pag nakikita ko sya ,
Baket ba kase ang puti puti ng muka ang tangos tangos at banat na banat
Parang sya yung Nasa Bangungut na multo sa panaginip ko PERO !
i love him even though i didn't grow up with his circa .
his moves really enchant me .. pero PTNGNA takot talaga ako saknya

wa . In just a few minuetes Nawalan ng Kuryente
narinig ko yung mga kapitbahay namen napasigaw ng AYYYY !
pero may narinig ako na putangna ! at ako pala yun.
taena naman ako lang mag isa ang dilim dilim natatakot ako
baka bumalik yung adeek na mag nanakaw pero ayoko mag paramdam ng takot
bute nalang at may emergency light sa Sala at may konting liwanag
BLEH ! buahaha ! ayoko matulog gusto ko bantayan yung bahay para
kung sakaling bumalik yung mag nanakaw HANDA AKO .
May glow in the dark sa kwarto ko at yung painting dun glow in the dark din
inisip ko nalang nag sta star gazing ako . buahahah !

Pero hindi ko kinaya napa paranoid talaga ko
Na alala ko si Micahel Jackson .. taena namang buhay to
Naka bukas parin yung T.v hindi ko tinanggal yung plug
para pag nag ka kuryente magigising ako ... buahah !
Pero huwa ! naisip ko nalang Pano pag biglang nagising ako at
bukas ang T.v at si Michael Jackson ang una kong nakita ?
baka sumunod ako saknya kaya pinatay ko nalang woo . D'bale nalang
kaya nanuod nalang ako ng mga Video sa DG cam ko wuahah
hahah ! buahahha ahihihi ahee ahoho ! taena napawi takot ko
tawa ako ng tawa sa mga Video muka kameng adik nung Fourth year
Parang umiyak lang ako at napagod at naka tulog .



Bawat Kaluskos Nagigising ako , takot na takot pano kung
pumunta yung mag nanakaw anung sasabihin ko ay gagawin ko
kaya
Hindi ko alam kung pano ko na Survive yung gabi na yun
Pero naramdaman ko na SURBAYBOR ako Yihi ! hindi na kailangan
sumali sa Contest basta nalagpasan mo yung takot mo
wa . Fear Factor pala yun ahihihi !




Eniwey Haywey
Nang hinayang ako bat hindi ko napanuod yung
Memorial Service putcha naiyak ako nung napanuod
ko sa News .. Naiyak ako sa anak nya si paris
sayang ! pero takot parin ako saknya hahaha !


Dahil Ilang week narin pinapatugtog yung
mga kanta nya TAdaaaaa ! may LSS *last song Syndrome nako
Maririnig mo nalang ako na kumakanta ng ..




" YOU ARE NOT ALONE I AM HERE WITH YOU
THOUGH YOUR FAR AWAY I AM HERE TO STAY "



kolehiYALA JAn !
pis men !

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

SO THIS IS COLLAGE

Pano mo ba masasabing Collage kana ?
date sameng mga High School student madali
lang malaman .

Sa BaBae :


  • Mataas na takong at Patulis na sapatos
ewan ko kung baket , masakit sya sa paa nakakawala ng poise at mag kaka kalyo ka lang
pero kung tatanungin eto rin gamet ko
ngeon.. Pero sabe ng Prof namen tine train na daw kase
kameng maging mga profesionals (huwe?) para pag nag ka trabaho
sanay na kame .. hmmmkei !



  • Puno ng Make up
Kung tatatnungin din (kaso hinde) Isa narin ako
sa mga girls nato . Every break nag re retouch
napaka Vain .. Kakain lang nag me make up pa
ganun din naman pag katapos puno ng mantika yung
bibig .. Hmmmm weird eh ?



  • Leader Bag
Masabe lang eto na rin bag ko , bumili ako
pero hindi ko feel mas gusto ko ang bag pack
haha ! Pero almost lahat ng Kolehiyala eto ang bag
hmmmmm .... I wonder why ?

BOYS :

  • Long back ?
dame kong nakikitang ganito , eniweii mas attractive naman
(para saken) mas nag mumuka din silang
mga tao kaysa nung High School


  • Manicure Bag
pft ! Manicure bag tawag ko dun sa maliit nilang bag
isang note book at ballpen lang Oks na . kung minsan
wala pang bag hehe ang astig gustoo ko minsan gawin
kaso feeling ko hindi ako mag su surbayb



weh syempre marami ng Love birds
yihi :) madalas na dahilan to ng Cutting yahahaha !
*wa. nag babasa pala classmate ko neto pismen!


Ilang weeks palang ako sa Collage kaya
yan palang napapansin ko .. Pero isang pamatay na tong
phrase nato lahat siguro nagamit na [?] oh umamin yihee !


Classmate: Papasok ka ?
YOU: hmmmm .... IKAW ?
Classmate: Tinatamad ako eh wag na tayo pumasok ..!?
YOU: sige ako rin eh



Math English Computer
puro Major sub. lahat na absent namen
Lagi kameng Late at Ilang beses narin kaming nag inuman
studyante pa ba kame ? Sailor moon na tawag samen
at sikat kame sa room masarap sa pakiramdam nararamdaman
mo na BATAS ka . Pero hindi ko alam kung san ako
pupulot ng grade, at ano ang sasabihin ko kung sakaling bumagsak ako

"Alam ko na may Peer Pressure, Pero mas lalong alam
ko na sarili ko mismo may gusto nun "


sabe nga ng Prof namen sa JPL
sa Elementary Teacher ang Kalaban nyo
sa High School mga Classmate ang kalaban nyo
sa Collage SARILI mo ang kalaban mo

hmmm .. TOTOO ! walanjo ! parang
pinatama talaga samen, sinabe ko nalang
baket mo gagawing ka away kung pwede mo namang
gawing Kaibigan ?! d'ba d'ba


Mahirap Lumaban sa Tukso , Dapat Iniiwasan

Ngayon napapaisip ako kung
Iiwas muna ako sakanila o ano .. ang hirap
gusto ko mag focus sa pag aaral at mag karon ng mas masayang kaibigan
*hindi ko nmn sinasabing hindi sila masaya kasama
Ibang Circle of Friends , Nakaka sawa kahit mga boys lumalayo
na samen, Nakaka sawa mag inom , Mag cutting at tumambay
Nakaka sawa ang amoy ng yosi .

Simula ng Nag first day sila na
nakasama ko Ilang araw palang Ramdam mo na
na Collage ka , Half Day Control mo ang oras mo
Inuman Tambay Gala .. mararanasan agad ..
Hindi ko alam may hinahanap ako na IBA .

Ungas , hindi ko naman sinasabe na maging
GEEk ! heller ! haha !
Simple lang na Kolehiyala , Magandang Grades
Masayang kaibigan na sumasaya kahit walang Alak
at kung papalarin ang magandang love life buahaha !


Hindi naman problema ang pag aaral samen
kahit nag iinuman kame , isa rin nmn kame sa
*ehem mautak dun . Kaya hindi ko alam kung anung
pinuputok ng butsi ko .. Party people din ako
pero kakaiba haist ! .. ano beh !

Hindi ko na kailangan ng Advice dahil alam
ko kung anong tama at ano ang dapat gawin .. Hindi ko
lang alam kung pano gagawin ...... :(



ang gulo ko d'ba ? ranting so emo na naman


smooches KOLEHIYALA JAn

Monday, July 6, 2009

ANYTHING FOR GOOD GRADES

*-* I HAVE SORE EYES ? i think ?


It's my first time to have this, and I'm not that sure
stupid me ! I'm thinking if it is Sore eyes or Infection due to
expired solution of my contact lens .


And again i can't say it to my parents,my bad !
i always hide situation like this, for some
reason i find it sweet i just don't want them to get worry about me.
but nah i knoooow it's really bad

Sobrang masaket yung mata ko , pinatakan ko
na ng Eye mo walang epek. sayang lang 35 pesos ko
lalo lang syang sumakit. It's sunday and i'll be reporting
tomorrow *food sanitation sunday night ginawa ko na yung report ko
Too bad hindi ako magaling sa Power point T_T kaya dinaan ko pa
sa photoshop yay !


Nakatulog agad ako after doing the report
monday morning, my eyes are hurt
it looks like bleeding *thanks it's not
but since i lived with this phrase now "ANYTHING FOR GOOD GRADE"
i go to school and talk to my prof. Lucky me she consider
my report, but i was worried what my grade is. so i make a deal
with her i will be reporting again just to have the grade.

how good student i am buahaha ! ;]
Lucky again i went to School Clinic
and have a free consultation what ! FREE !
Yey ! i thought ill be sacrificing again my allowance

bot woe to me this med is really expensive
300 ? to think it has only 5ml
wtheck! no choice i badly need it



just to describe
i really look like a Fish but the SAD TRUTH is
fish is much more cuter than me *nod

or look like i was bullied by the 6th grader

MANONG GUARD : Oh bat ka umiiyak
sino ng away sayo ?

what funny is ...

shenshen hapeanut :D: aw sweet thanks
brian pallada: welcum kla ko knna antok klng eh wheheh sore eyes na pla



I don't want to mark any absence
my sister support my educational needs and
it's such a lame to get tres , ~oh hey is that me ? haha





sheez the day ! I'm surrounded by 3 sweet couples @ mc donalds
woe ! one of them are beside me and 2 of them are
in front .. And me hell yea alone eating sweet pan cakes :( *sob
how i wish i could have too !
what am i saying haha ! so much emo for this oily day pft !



smooshes JAN

Saturday, July 4, 2009

SPELL REMITTANCE ...... LBC !

Sabe ng Pinsan ko pag may nawala daw sayo
malake ang kapalit :] hmmmm ...?
ano kaya yun ..? excited ako oh ! iphone ? trip to singapore ? o makukuha ko na ang SUPRA!



anyway wala pang ilang araw may kapalit na




Oh ... I JUST GOT A LETTER .. I JUST GOT A LETTER .. I WONDER WHO IT'S FROM"
LOL! anyhow it's not a Letter ;} it's a shirt from Sindikato *hell no it's not a gang group
i ordered it a month ago and finally my baby find it's way home hoho !

The funny thing here is ..
Manong LBC delivery boy got mad at me .. heh!
but he had a BIIIIIIGGG ! point ..
LBC HARI NG PADALA:Miss paki ayos naman yung address sa susunod
tska yung Cellphone no. Kase text ako ng text walang nag re reply ..
Tapos yung address na sinulat mo mali ..

Me:
*huh ? what the hell is he saying ?
naku sorry po nawala kase cellphone ko kagabi :(
huh pano po naging mali yung address ?

LBC:
kase nakasulat dito 305 ph1
eh ang no. ng bahay nyo 506 ..

Me:
ay hahahahah ! ROFLMAO!
pasensya po talaga kuya :)

WTHeck! I've been writing our address for about 2 years
i guess, and it's always 305 .. now i know 506 pala kame hahaha
anyway Where the hell is 305 ? hmmm .. got curious



To put away my depression , i decided to go for syapiiiiiing !
yahu! bute hindi nanakaw pera ko natago ko sa Pc table
so i deserve a reward .. pero umaandar din kakuriputan ko
parang ayoko gumastos nadala na ko 1 day millionaire ako tapos
pag dating ng last week of month muka nakong pulube :( so it really
took an hour to decide wethere i buy it or not then nakita ko
mid SALE sa SM sa july 19 dun ko nalang gagastusin pera ko Shopwise ! *wink








Whew exhausted nako :( Lalo na yung Mata ko
I used my contact lens for a week witout recognizing my solution
was expired .. aw shoot! huhuhuhu T____T i always look like
inapi--battered child--binreyk ni BF-naka singko sa class card
bute kung muka lang laging umiiyak , pero Nag mumuta sya
Oo kadire talagaMUKA AKONG ASO NA NAG MUMUTA! huhuhu .. sabe kailangan ko daw pumunta sa
Optalmolchorva ! naku dun ata ako maiiyak talaga ! GASTOOOOOOOS NA NAMAN !









ayun nag pa Pierce din ako ,eh ano naman ? ndi nmn masakit ?
wala lang mas masakit pa sa tenga hmf!
sa lips hindi naman bat ganun .. haha pag pasensyahan muka ko nung
4thyr. wala pang muwang asong aso pa eh ..




nuff said pagod nako :(
kaka tanggal ng mu** hehehe
ang dugyot ko !


Ps.
And Oh please do support sindikato
there alot of great finds :) click click !






smooches Jancaholic :]

Friday, July 3, 2009

FRIDAY THE THIRD

SO OK IT'S DAMN GIVEN .



Umagang umaga ang malas agad

Pag kagising ko bumalik na naman yung Lagnat ko
Lakas pa ng daloy ng sipon ko
kaya nag DO IT YOURSELF na naman ako
sariling punas , sariling pag papagaling ... na miss ko tuloy mama at ate ko :(

ang saya kahit may lagnat.. Wash day kase nagyon
todo Rampa na naman :)
pero ano to ! Ang lakas ng katok sa pinto ng Lola ko
parang may digmaan eh, Pag bukas ko Dala dala nya yung Bag namen
Dalwa ko na bag at isang bag ni Angel

LOLA : *tok.tok.tok*
Yangka ! ano ba yung bag na to ? iatatpon nyo ba to
ang gaganda pa nasa Labas nga bahay nyo ?
ME : huh? pano napunta sa Labas ng Bahay yan
bago kame matulog nasa kwarto pa yan ..


Ang lakas ng kaba ko, pano napunta yun dun ?
dalwang BAg ko at Bag ng classmate ko nasa labas ng bahay
huh ? eh bago ako matulog ka seeping ko pa sila(tinatabe ko ung bag sa pag tulog)
akala ko minumulto lang kame , dameng dakdak ng Lola ko
sakeeeeeet sa tenga .. tinignan ko kung may nawala...
wala naman .. puro Syllabus at dictionary laman nun eh pero
may isang gamit ang tumatakbo sa isip ko ... OMAYGAD !

Ung CP ko wer na ?
pero pag ka gising ko hinanap ko agad sya , parang pag dilat ng mata ko
ang unang sinabe ko, Asan Cp ko ? *kapa,kapa*
akala ko naman nag lakbay lang Cp ko sa mga Stuff toy
pero nung nakita ko na yung Bag ko sa labas dun nako kinabahan

WTHeck! Nanakawan kame, bute nalang CP ko
lang nakuha at wallet lang ni angel .. *i'm living with my classmate/friend
bute hindi nakuha yung Lap top .. at ung EAF nya lang pero
dameng Damage nun kase kailangan pa mag pa Affidavit of Lost
sorry angel :(



Ang SHUNGA nya ! graaaaaaaabe !
Cellphone ko na bulok , at ang Wallet na 100 lang ang laman
pakalat kalat ang gamet dun na pwedeng pag ka kitaan nya talaga
hindi nya kinuha . Hindi ko alam kung Pag nanakaw ba talaga
ang Motibo nya o Mang Trip lang ..
Dun pa sya dumaan sa Taas haha bute hindi sya nahulog *concern pa ko ano ba yan!


Don't get me wrong hindi ko naman sinasabe na
sana kinuha nya lahat , the point is baket yun lang kinuha nya ?
Iniwan pa Bag namen sa Labas ng Bahay .. Eh kung Utak mag nanakaw ka
talaga Pwedeng Pwede Ibenta ng Mahal yun ..?

Bute nalang Hindi nya kame ginalaw o Pinatay
Thank God :] At isa pang Thank God Bute nalang at
walang Scandal sa Cellphone ko hahaha !


While Dressing up ...
BOOOM ! may na aksidente sa Tapat ng Bahay namen
nag bunguan yung dalwang Tricycle tapos tumilapon yung pasahero
sa kalsada .. ang saklap talaga bute walang Dugo yiiii !

Tapos pag pasok sa School muntik pa kame
masagasaan ng Truck ! ohmay !

JAN: Gel Friday the 13 ba ngayon ?
Angel : huh hindi .. july 3 ngayon eh, Baka Friday the Third



I'm just only concern on how i tell it to my parents
Baka pag nalaman nila na Pinasok kame ng Magnanakaw
Bigalang Umuwi yung mga yun ..ahmmmm .. So OK I'm now Officialy a Lier
*knot* papa jesus please do understand :(


anyway It's a Loooooooong Bad Day ..............




The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
I had a bad day
Ihad a bad day
hehe tama ba ? napapa kanta lang ako


Now PLaying : Daniel Powter- Bad Day


P.S guys wala na ko celepono
wag na dun mag text aa . ok lang ako
don't worry ;)


Smooches Jan

Monday, June 29, 2009

I KISSED A GIRL AND I ....?








IS EVERYONE HERE GOT THEIR FIRST KISS ♥♥♥?



whooa ! frankly i got it when i was *put childhood age here!*
i was a victim of childhood lovers*hides* .. at habang nakikita ko parin sya
at na aalala ko ang nangyare gusto ko mahimatay sa kakahiyan ;[
BTw my First kiss is a guy ;] if you think that the guy in the picture is my childhood
lover .. oh mahn chances are ... boink! ZERO !


Dahil gusto ko nga kalimutan yun, binalak ko mag simula uli
na parang walang ngyaring first errr! kiss , Ngayon ang gusto ko
ang First kiss ko ay ang Future husband ko *blush
Ngeee ! pakinggan pa lang hirap na isipin mang yayare ...


Kaya nung third year high School ako .. Booom !
wala na naman ng yare at ni lunok ko lang ang Panata ko
"SHE ACCIDENTALLY KISSED ME " but i don't mind it badly
because i love her naaah ! As a Friend, she's one of my very close friend at hanggang dun lang yun.
were so Gay kaya blah ! wala lang samen dahil Girl naman Talaga kame
and besides she's the campus sweetheart of our school, Ms. Junior and Ms. Js Prom
so we just laugh hard about it

This is my First ever girl i "accidentally Kissed





And Now Nothing Happened *lewl

Just a few hours ago, Me and my classmates oh Friends rather
went in my house, 2 boys and 4 girls[including me]
wala naman kameng balak na kung ano, hindi ko nga alam bakit
sila pupunta dito. Kakaen at tatambay lang ang naisip ko
nah ! bakit ba nag iisip pa ko kapag Chill ang hanap inuman ang katapat
after an hour no sweat walang tama , pero nakaka hilo na pero kaya pa
we party hard and talk like shits, then we ended up doing thismE AND bebs


! anyone asking how's the feeling
nahh why don't you try, This is my ehem First time kissed a girl
but to be serious i don't feel anything *Gawd i'm not a LESBO ! butch or whtever
it was just made of FUN ! FUN ! FUN ! Hey ! I'm Still me *grin yey !
it just like you kiss them in a chick aw can't describe ;]


What The F*ck ! haha ! This one is Scripted TRUST ME !
THIS SHOT IS SCRIPTED ;]but honestly we did it *wink!
we did it, yes the kiss. For FUN crazy right ?
lewl! but this picture is a just Camera Trick !
scripted :] how can we picture ourselves while kissing c'mmon
anyone who read this
I'm not the girl you've been thinking
FLIrrrt? LIBERATED ....? nope OPEN MINDED but this picture illustrates
how jerk i was!... I'm now thinking of what will be our reaction
when we see each other tomorrow, YAY !


I bet we will have a Hard kicking Laugh


NOTE:
  • IT WAS JUST A SMACK ! *whatever you were thinking.. oh mahn BAD!

  • Oh HELL ! did you see the picture above ? yeah, right. "the guy i am kissing" Teehee ! That was supposed to be a joke ... LOL ! Yeah that's just an illusion hehe . *i can't explain woo .. A Camera Trick ! yeah that one is just a Camera Trick ..SCRIPPPPPPTEEEEED! * he's my block mate and that's it!



maybe I'm still drunk while typing this
ohhh noo .. what i have done ?*slap*hides
silly, me
smooches Jann